Your wife and her young new boyfriend are mad at you. Next time, you promise, you’ll swallow. Now go back to the guest bedroom and let them enjoy some alone time.

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The school principal called. Your daughter’s detention has been extended by a few more days.

The school principal called. Your daughter’s detention has been extended by a few more days.

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My wife was smart. She didn’t have me suck her lover’s cock right away. Instead, she would suck him, and then kiss me deeply. It didn’t take long before she’d trained me so well that he have me swallowing his cum even when she wasn’t there.

My wife was smart. She didn’t have me suck her lover’s cock right away. Instead, she would suck him, and then kiss me deeply. It didn’t take long before she’d trained me so well that he have me swallowing his cum even when she wasn’t there.

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Yup, that’s my ass. Who wants to fuck me? I’m accepting applications. ;)

There’s something indescribably thrilling about connecting with a new person. It doesn’t mean you necessarily have to physically connect, or even be in the same part of the world. But when you get acquainted with someone who is like a piece of a jigsaw puzzle where your piece connects so perfectly to theirs, it’s a wonderful sensation. This session of stroking my cock is dedicated to her.

The Guy Who Never Fucked His Wife

I met an interesting guy recently. He’s been married, very happily, to a woman for 12 years, but he’s never actually had sex with her. She made it clear when they were dating that she didn’t prefer penetrative sex, and he, as a meek and submissive man, was fine with it. He says that their sex life consists of him servicing her orally, and he masturbates when she allows it, under her supervision. Again, he seems very happy with this arrangement, and says he has no plans to ever put his cock into his wife. Interesting.

Your wife invites you to fuck her, but first she’s going to tell you a little story about her boyfriend’s huge cock that was plowing her pussy earlier that day and… oops, maybe you’ll get to put it inside her next time. Or not.

Your wife invites you to fuck her, but first she’s going to tell you a little story about her boyfriend’s huge cock that was plowing her pussy earlier that day and… oops, maybe you’ll get to put it inside her next time. Or not.

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An excellent position for asslicking. She can relax and perhaps trade texts to her boyfriend, telling him how her husband is getting her nice and ready for their date.

An excellent position for asslicking. She can relax and perhaps trade texts to her boyfriend, telling him how her husband is getting her nice and ready for their date.

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Having a respectable cock, a good body, a successful job, and a smart mind doesn’t ensure that your wife still won’t seek attention elsewhere. Trust me on this. If you’re meant to be cuckolded, it’s going to happen no matter what.

You kneel in front of your wife’s new boyfriend and accept his load of cum on your face. You’d said you were going to kick his ass… until you were mesmerized by the sight of his thick cock. He was nice enough to pull out of your wife’s pussy so you could see why she’s never going to fuck you again.

You kneel in front of your wife’s new boyfriend and accept his load of cum on your face. You’d said you were going to kick his ass… until you were mesmerized by the sight of his thick cock. He was nice enough to pull out of your wife’s pussy so you could see why she’s never going to fuck you again.

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