Aleasha’s perfect pussy. I just want to suck that clit until she cums all over my face, forever.

Hey Tumblr. My cock said to say it misses you. It added that we’ll be back to our regular schedule of posting soon.

Q

Anonymous asked:

Will you post a picture of your cock with cum on it?

A

I could probably do that. But it would take an concerted effort. I really don’t get cum on my cock. Let me give this some thought.

My 3-day weekend cock. I’m happy. So is it.

My wife’s pussy is so nice and creamy after she gets home from a late night at the office. She’s so horny that she insists I lick her right away.

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Your daughter seems to be enjoying learning to play piano, but you don’t seem to hear much music when her private instructor comes over to give her lessons.

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Anonymous asked:

Why the disgusting fucking fat bitches with nasty gashes? Them things are likely filled with week old Pringle crumbs. Bitches obviously don't know how to take care of themselves.

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Instead of giving you an answer, you gotta ask yourself, “Why is it so important to me to tell other guys what I think they should be into sexually?” What it says to me is that you’re incapable of making your own decisions or being proud of what you’re into. When people grow up, they stop worrying about what other people do, and focus more on themselves and the people close to them (as opposed to anonymous people on the Internet). Unfortunately, maturity doesn’t come at any particular age, and some people never get there. I feel sorry for them, and you.

I’m going to go ahead and bet that you also argue a lot in comments sections of political stories, and spend a lot of time trying to convince people that one shitty band is better than another. In conclusion, the real answer is that I post what I like, which includes women of all shapes and sizes, and I’ll have the benefit of getting laid about a thousand more times than you over the course of my life. Good luck with your narrow worldview; you’re gonna need it. :)

I’m going to get on my soapbox again for a second. There is zero correlation between weight and attractiveness. A woman can be overweight by society’s standards and still have the looks of a supermodel. Conversely, there are many, many thin women who are straight-up ugly. Do not confuse weight and attractiveness! Be the person you are, and enjoy the body types you find sexy, and make no apologies for it! Okay, all done with my soapbox now.

I’m going to get on my soapbox again for a second. There is zero correlation between weight and attractiveness. A woman can be overweight by society’s standards and still have the looks of a supermodel. Conversely, there are many, many thin women who are straight-up ugly. Do not confuse weight and attractiveness! Be the person you are, and enjoy the body types you find sexy, and make no apologies for it! Okay, all done with my soapbox now.

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You found out that your wife and her lover took your daughter on vacation with them this weekend. It’s hard to sleep at night, wondering what might be going on.

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